Fence-post turtle

Do you know what a “fence-post turtle” is?

It’s when someone is driving down a rural dirt road and sees a turtle balancing on top of a tall fence post.

You immediately know few things:

- The turtle didn’t get there by itself.

- It definitely doesn’t belong there.

- It has no idea what it’s supposed to do up there.

-It’s far above where its abilities would normally allow it to be, and

-It’s clearly uncomfortable in that position.

And naturally, the next question is:

- Who was the idiot that put the turtle up there in the first place?

Have you ever seen a fence-post turtle?

No?

Are you sure? 🤔😉🤣